I want....ONE MILLION DOLLARSSSSSS!!!!!

So someone sued Bank of America for the sum of 1 with 21 zeros afterwards. That's a sextillion in case you didn't know.  The funny thing, as the article points out, is that if he wins he can't collect since the amount is bigger than the gross global domestic product. Ha ha ha, maybe it's an indirect attempt at world domination....

Achieving Closure

Now this bit of news is going around, possibly as some form a psychological boost to the victims of the great ponzinator, cause unless the premium over the asking price is to the tune of 64,991 billion they sure as hell are not getting a cheque in the mail….

Walk like an Egyptian

After the Islamic banking, Islamic Ponzi was obviously to follow… After all the Middle East has the longest tradition in Pyramids…

Party Girl

Our special acknowledgements to this Bank for the stories they provide us! This is the answer to those who believe there isn’t a conflict of interest if the decision on the foreclosure of property is judged by whether it makes for a hip party venue!

In our new story, this Lady most likely wanted to prove that she could throw better parties than Silvio, but il Cavaliere is still our No. 1. However, the Party seems to have ended with a huge hangover…

Pity Bono wasn’t there; he would have played this for free:

# I know a girl
A girl called Party, Party Girl
I know she wants more than a party, Party Girl
And she won't tell me her name
Oh no, not me #

What about Michelle?

In a quick shift of focus from global prime minister playboys to global first ladys, our thorough media analysis has brought to light the first instance of a first lady that claims to have been abducted by aliens!!! Obviously such claims would have been dismissed outright if this had been the first lady of a small tax haven in the middle of the pacific,  but noooooooo, this is the first lady of a G7 country.

Ladies and gentlemen we give you Miyuki Hatoyama the wife of the new Japanese Prime Minister and Venus visitor.