The Right Man for the Position

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Herman Van Rompuy was appointed today the new EU President. Mr. Van Rompuy is the Prime Minister of Belgium, while prior to that, under the alias Montgomery Burns, he was the owner of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. His vast experience in handling countless disasters (nuclear, environmental, social, etc.) will surely serve him well in his new position.


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Tanorama

Here’s a little post to help you through the oncoming winter…pale is the new tan

Death by Texting

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As Mark Twain would put it, the rumors of her death have been somewhat exaggerated...
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Generation Text

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I was thinking about hashtagging the following:
"He wouldn't stop sexting me so I had to unfriend him a long time ago. He pretends to be funemployed these days, but I hear he basically lives on freemiums, and remains as intexticated as ever."
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It’s obvious really

I mean of course they would be disappointed. After all, Italian women are pretty much used to partying like Il Cavaliere is in the house, where the only documents they have to sign are non disclosure agreements for the day after…

Sexual Healing

Guys, i think it’s about time we spiced things up a notch…

Bible's Bookrunners

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Last April we presented you, our dear Readers, the modern day Apostoles of the global investment banking with their gospel-like financial statements (that we have to believe in without questioning), and their miraculous ability to repay billions of bail-out money hours after they received it in order to collect their bonuses (1, 2).

We thought the message was clear but (this being the very early stage of the Balcony phenomenom) unfortunately it did not quite reach the masses, thus forcing Goldman's CEO to spell it out for the (presumably wider) Sunday Times' audience.

Well, once again you know where you heard it first...
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Homer Simpson Day

In order to celebrate the outrageously funny yet exemplary stupid achievements of Hommo Homerikus Simpsonicus among us, we start a new section in our blog themed by the one and only donut eating pot bellied cartoon character.

This being a new skit, for the pilot we give you a double bill.

Man provides own photo for mug shot.

Man drives stolen car to court, didn't want to miss hearing on car stealing charges.

Doh!

Indirect aid to Wall Street?

Hold on. I know that H1N1vaccines are to be distributed to the at-risk members of the public, but who is more at risk than Wall Street. Really. Think about it.

Thou shall not work in investment banking

So this guy who is a prof in some MBA program finally nailed the solution to the eternal problem of cheating in class. I can’t wait for the class of 09 to hit the wall street corridors of power to see if they will refrain themselves from breaking the system…

I’ll be back

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Finally politicians learn to play hard ball, Arni style.

Northwest Going Northeast

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As I have said in the past, some stories are best enjoyed without comments...
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