How to run a successful ponzi

By now a lot of you my dear readers are looking at the world developments and thinking that you could run a good ponzi scheme if only for that little bitty rule that says that all money going back 6 years should be returned. All.

Well we may have found a loophole!!! Crowds of prospective ponziers are waiting the court decision to see if the wife of R.A.Stanford can unfreeze her half of the fortune, which was awarded in their divorce settlement. So you all know the drill.

Marry someone, divorce them, give them half of your ponzimongous loot, repeat every 6 years, end when caught by SEC.

What We Really Really Want...

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The Balcony is proud to announce that it's putting together its own teen band to fill up the huge vacuum left in the music industry ever since the adorable Spice Girls ran into irreconcilable artistic differences.

Ladies and Gentlemen we proudly present the new mega-band that has already captivated the imagination and gained the pure admiration of millions around the globe: The Ponzi Boys!!!

We have already singled out as band members the Deaf Ponzi, the Religious Ponzi, the Artsy Ponzi, of course the teens' favorite Pornzi, and we are adding today the Sports Ponzi!!

My dear Waldorf and I are working around the clock to go through millions and millions of creative ideas sent to us on an hourly basis to identify the ones with the highest marketing potential, while SFP is evaluating the artistic value of each act, in order to fill up the last open spots.

All the band members have already had brilliant solo careers but uniting under the super-powerful Ponzi Boys brand will surely turn them literally into money-making machines.

PS. Initial contacts with Bernie to take up the management of the Band have fallen through as he expects to be unavailable for the next 100-150 years...
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