Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Designated Finance Minister

The Japanese Finance Minister apologized and resigned yesterday for appearing drunk at the recent G7 meeting. Given that the global economic situation is likely to require increasing alcohol usage in the future, and in order to avoid similar embarrassing incidents, I would like to introduce the concept of the Designated Finance Minister. The members of the G7 should take turns at the helm of the world economy while the remaining six will be able to drink freely...

1 comment:

Βάσκες said...

Now there's a business opportunity.

We supply a pool of experienced finance ministers on call either for the press conferences or even, as a replacement until the real on sobers up.