Thursday, June 18, 2009

Commercial Strategy 101

I think its an ingenious commercial strategy that has FULL GUARANTEED success written all over it.

step 1. Hire all the people on the planet.

step 2. Make it a company policy to buy only company products

step 3. Count your cash

Oh oh oh, just remembered, don’t forget to exclude from the policy your employees in those countries that are so lowly paid that they can only dream of one of your cars…like China or South Africa.

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