Hit the virtual TARP bitch

As if our real financial problems are not enough, as if the world is not cascading into absolute doom, now we have to contend with solving our virtual financial apocalypse and our virtual problems. What is it with humans (virtual or otherwise) that need to scam and embezzle whatever they can get their greedy little paws on.
At least they can try to hit up Geithner for that TARP money to save their little world from collapse. I mean he's been printing money like there's no tomorrow (bridging the gap between real and virtual) it's not as if he is gonna stop now is it?