Desperate Housewives

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We have endured the scorn and ridicule of every human being in possession of a keyboard, from famous writers, to political analysts, to lowly bloggers, just because our husbands happen to run the most formidable miracle machine of the past 2,000 years (let’s not be disrespectful here).

We have been forced to go almost a full year without our husbands’ bonuses causing indescribable pain and suffer to our personal trainers, decorators, shopping advisors etc.

We have been forced to participate in every excruciatingly boring charitable event that they can come up with, so that we can give back to those poor bastards a tiny fraction of the money our husbands have snatched (err, earned) by exploiting (err, investing) the markets’ stupidity (err, opportunity)…

And we have gone through all this with dignity and grace fully aware of our higher standing and purpose in life (as well as the fact that the 2009 bonuses will compensate for the 2008 losses).

BUT, HAVING TO WAIT IN LINE TO GET INTO YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE FUNDRAISERS IS SIMPLY TOO MUCH AND WE WILL NOT TOLETATE IT!!!

We hope we have made ourselves clear…