Friday, October 9, 2009

IAAP

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Unnerved by a 30% reduction in the value of its endowment, Harvard is planning to recover the losses by no longer serving cookies at faculty meetings.

When I first heard about the Lehman umbrellas and stressballs, I laughed. Then came the Maddoff baseball season tickets and I thought it could be a coincidence. But now I am fairly certain that something larger is at play. Could we be looking at the first steps of the introduction of the Idiotically Accepted Accounting Principles?
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2 comments:

Waldorf said...

Students are submitting ideas on cost cuts.

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The 170 submissions so far include charging tour groups to enter Harvard Yard and having students clean their own bathrooms instead of paying other students to do it under a work program.
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i would like to have seen all the 170 cost cutting ideas submitted, especially if the include such sacrifices as toilet cleaning services.

ha ha ha IAAP indeed my dear Statler

Sgt. Floyd Pepper said...

Well, it seems this preposterous cost-cutting measure of banning cookies is directly correlated with
the departure of senior personnel...