Birds are doing it, bees are doing it…

…even educated financial City types are doing, i mean even Berlusconi is doing it, come on. So what’s the problem in this picture people…why are we in shock about this?

Maybe because we don’t yet have evidence about all the other activities, in this planet, private or public, in which men are involved, in which surely lap dancing (plus) is somehow participating as well.

QOTD

 

“I’m no saint,”

Another day, another beautiful commentario from il Cavaliere. This time in responce to him accepting that something may have probably or potentially happened with escort D’Addario. For those of you with less than a Gig of RAM, that’s the same escort he denied even meeting or knowing or having any physical contact in another memorable quote, just from last month :

"I have never paid a woman. I've never understood what satisfaction there is other than that of conquering a woman."

Marketing 101

We used to have Berlusconi. The one top global political figure that you could trust to basically toss political correctness aside and just do as the I-talians do. But lately, there is a new contender in town, the Russians. Specifically the comedic duo of Medvedev and Putin who feel that political correctness is for gays, women and Georgians…

Case is point, Medvedev announces the new 2,5 B joint venture between Gazprom and Nigerian government, aptly named Nigaz!!! Obviously back in the day, they must have deported every marketing executive in the country…

QOTD

South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, on revealing his extra marital affair and the fact that while missing in the last five days he was actually with his lover in Argentina.

"I spent the last five days of my life crying in Argentina,"

During those five days he must have thought of quite a few variations on the above Evita pun to include in his tearful press conference. Amateur stuff really, he should be looking towards Italy to find inspiration on how to handle this stuff like a pro…

Working Title ?

In a story that is sure to inspire the future Ocean’s 14 movie script, Italian police seize $145,5 BILLION !!!!! in US securities being smuggled in a suitcase at the borders with Switzerland. Apparently Italian law says that 40% of the value of money illegally moved can be seized, which would give Berlusconi the ability to pay back the full national debt of Italy and some pocket change for some new players for Milan (potentially some of the pocket change could be used to buy El Pais if they keep irritating him).

The Italian Job

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One of the most intriguing questions ever since governments started bailing out banks was where all this bailout money goes. Today we are happy to report that we have an answer: It goes to Sylvio!!! Italian authorities have preemptively seized about $300 million in assets of four global banks — JPMorgan Chase, Deutsche Bank, UBS and Depfa — whose officials have been accused of fraud to assure it could collect from the banks if they were found guilty and the banks were held responsible.

Knowing this, we can look at the now famous G-20 picture under a completely different light:


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Lost in Translation

First this, then this, and now this!!!!

Someone should seriously explain to Berlusconi the definition of the word humor. I think he is missing the point…

Although he seems not to have missed the point in this comically inclined, yet politically challenged video