Run Forrest Run

Ok so the title may not be the most representative but still the stupidity race is on, on who will sodomise the Lehman corpse. Here’s the story. Apparently New York city is claiming unpaid tax back up to 1996 from the Lehman liquidators to the tune of $627 mil. Yeah you read that correct. 1996. They just thought about those taxes today (2009 in case you fell in a time warp machine). Those poor guys are gonna have to start selling a lot more stress balls and umbrellas to pay that ticket…

His moon is in Uranus

After the stress ball and umbrella cash flow bonanza it seems that Lehman’s liquidators are turning to some other big ticket items to help repay that massive debt.

May i suggest they try Ahmadinejad. He might be interested in some pure weapons grade raw material…?