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The Balcony is proud to announce that it's putting together its own teen band to fill up the huge vacuum left in the music industry ever since the adorable Spice Girls ran into irreconcilable artistic differences.
Ladies and Gentlemen we proudly present the new mega-band that has already captivated the imagination and gained the pure admiration of millions around the globe: The Ponzi Boys!!!
We have already singled out as band members the Deaf Ponzi, the Religious Ponzi, the Artsy Ponzi, of course the teens' favorite Pornzi, and we are adding today the Sports Ponzi!!
My dear Waldorf and I are working around the clock to go through millions and millions of creative ideas sent to us on an hourly basis to identify the ones with the highest marketing potential, while SFP is evaluating the artistic value of each act, in order to fill up the last open spots.
All the band members have already had brilliant solo careers but uniting under the super-powerful Ponzi Boys brand will surely turn them literally into money-making machines.
PS. Initial contacts with Bernie to take up the management of the Band have fallen through as he expects to be unavailable for the next 100-150 years...
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Wednesday, May 13, 2009
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2 comments:
Well I think you have a winner! Boy bands are always successful, even if their star shines for only a few weeks...
Count me in for a special guest-star appearance in any charity gala, especially for the blind or those with poor eyesight. I 'd be more than happy to sing with the boys...
oh boy Statler, this one is for the books. All time top 5 posting in the balcony for sure.
This should definitelly go the way of reality tv somehow. Maybe Jenna with her experience can help us vet ideas about potential tv material from all these ponzi schemes.
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